You know you want it. Jamaica wants you! Where does your mind go when you hear the word 'hedonism'? For those who've been to the erotic paradise that word means Hedonism II! A place to party, soak up the sun, people watch, and forget what time it is.

We're going to give you an inside look, the real story, the gossip, the pictures, and all the details you want to hear (with the names changed, of course).

Jamaica may have been home to pirates, buccaneers, and adventurers. What's the deal with with Hedonism II today you ask? It's all inclusive. This means you don't pay for food, booze, sailboats, or snorkeling trips. They do have scuba and day trips that cost extra.

SuperClubs' Hedonism II is super inclusive. This means everything you can eat, drink and do is included. Boat rides, sailing, windsurfing, snorkeling, tennis and volleyball are here for you to enjoy. Scuba diving and many day tours are available for an extra charge. Play pool in the pool, get your favorite drink at the swim up bar at any of the pools on a hot Jamaican day. It's a playground for every taste. Yes, they have a gym to work out any energy you didn't loose on the dance floor.

Hedonism II caters to all your senses. Just kick back and enjoy the many tropical surprises and the variety of resort restaurants. Discover Jamaican jerk chicken; or if you want to feel Italian, treat yourself to some amaizing fusion of Italian with Caribbean flair at the Pastafari.

The people! The resort is an international gathering place for people who know how to have fun, enjoy being friendly, and generally like smiling. And, there are times when that's all they are wearing (a smile)!

Let's start the trip. The best way to get to Hedonism II is to fly into Montego Bay airport (MBJ). On the flight from Houston, there were two young couples who were literally bouncing up and down in their chairs from the excitement. We couldn't help but ask, where they were going. Unfortunately, they were all going to the other Hedo, Hedonism II in Negril. You can almost always tell who's going to Hedo -- they have the biggest smiles.

After landing, you'll clear immigration and customs. You will find in the airport lobby the comfortable and relaxing SuperClubs reception waiting area, with sofas, tables and air conditioning. Check in, and they'll get you on the next bus to the resort. Don't forget to ask for some cool water! Or even grab a drink from the bar outside.

On the bus there, we starting wondering who were going to our Hedo resort. The bus also services a few other SuperClubs resorts on the way.

Hedonism II has a spacious and welcoming reception area. After you put your bags down, you feel the warm tropical breeze on your face, inviting you to the wide sandy beach in front of you. Its so close... but you have to check in first!

On the right is guest services. Next to guest services, is another desk that offers the many tours available on the island. Ziplines that send you, we'll zipping through the forest canopy in a harness attached to a cable. Depending on your kink, this can prepare you for a night of being tied up at Hedo! And, I don't mean just being busy.

Before you go anywhere, the all important reception. You have to check in, even though you might just want to wonder off to the inviting beach in front of you. They asked us for our departing flight information. I don't know about you, but I'm just not all the comfortable about giving this kind of information out. Well, they would not check us in, unless we gave them the info. So we did.

It was very difficult for us to walk to our rooms. After the long flight, we wanted to rip off all our cloths, run to the beach, and hang out with all the amazing smiling people. Couldn't do that! Had to take our bags to our room. We did manage to get a welcoming glass of champagne.

We loved our ocean front view. Coming from the cold North, we found it oh how refreshing to look out over the blue green Caribbean ocean, smell the ocean air, listen to the waves crashing on the beach. Our personal favorite, is opening the large windows in the bathroom by the jacuzzi bath for a world class ocean front shower. Yes, anybody walking by can see you. That's the fun of it all. Just doing what you want, and not having to worry about all the normal conventions you left at home. Except, do be careful walking outside, too close to the rooms. With everyone else opening the windows, you could get a shower from their shower!

Time for rum! Ah, the delights of the Caribbean. At Hedo II, you have four outside choices of where to order a drink. In the main bar on the so called 'prude' side, where you have to keep your cloths on. Its not a bad thing, because you'll see some very sexy bikinis. You can't even imagine all the sexy outfits you'll see. In the middle is the quad pool. This is clothing optional. Then, the notorious nude pool. Guess where we first went? The nude pool!

When I say nude, I say nude. They have a five minute rule (or less). You have to get naked in five minutes, or the entertainment staff will entertain everyone with your own personal strip tease, and you'll be the star. Here's what happened to us! The food buffet is on the 'prude' side. To go there, you need to put on your cloths. We did. But when we came back, my wife forgot to take it off. The security staff had to remind her three time to disrobe. She was just so busy talking to everyone, she forgot every time. Then the entertainment staff came over, and playfully had her take off her bikini top, and put it on me! I then had to do a dance on one of the raised platforms in the pool. This was actually my idea. In my cheerful state, I didn't pay attention to the fountain of water coming from the center of the platform and you guess what happend. It need not be said, I proved to be the afternoon entertainment. I was personally gratified that everyone was drinking, and as a result, greatly approved of my performance. I'm even more grateful that cameras are not allowed at the nude pool!

"Get a cave!" Yes, you can say get a room. But, get a cave is more appropriate. The nude pool has a cave, with a casual waterfall covering the entrance. You'll often see a few (2 - 6) frisky people going in for fun. The answer is yes. Sex happens. The security staff does try to keep people from being exceptional exhibitionists. As they explained to me, they can only try. Sometimes, the security staff doesn't have to. During our stay, there were a few couples having a lot of fun! Then the rain came. A tropical down pour. One after the other, the couples left to the relative dryness of the bar. Except for one. The rain became so torrential, we had to wipe our eyes just to watch them feet away. They kept going! The joys of love in the afternoon.

As the Romans commented on of their own naked baths, not having cloths is a great equalizer. We soaked up the sun, and splashed in the pool with: a couple in the military on leave. They were stationed on other ends of the earth, and decided to meet in Hedo. A couple in college, who struggled to find the money for the trip. A couple who flew in on a helicopter, because it was there. A couple on their honeymoon. And a couple who have been married for decades. A great part of a Hedo vacation is being able to find great people to relax and talk about everything. On past trips, we have made and are still great friends with the people we met. As they say, 'when in Rome...'.

Hedonism II can be a three ring circus, and you're part of the act! Take the tour, from the nude pool, to the quad pool (clothing optional), to the prude pool (clothing required). You'll find a different group and different attitudes. All fun. We went to the quad pool, and somebody brought a huge 10 foot tall blow up yellow rubber duckie! Everybody (well, almost everybody) tried to get on it. It was impossible. We tried. Even so, people kept trying. Fun! One sexy girl with a help from many vacationers managed to do it. Hurray!

The entertainment staff is great. They have all kinds of events and music at different pools and different times of the day. Who would have thought whip cream could be so much fun. Or, that your new friends could dance so sexy. My favorite is the body shot. In the quad pool, they'll get all the topless (nor naked) men and women together. First, they'll line up the women on the bar, pour run cream down their breasts, and have the men (or girlfriends) lick them off starting at their belly button. Next, its the mens' turn.

Enter the night. The beach party slows down with the setting sun. The gorgeous sunsets light up the evening sky, then settles down to the dim twilight that allows for quiet evening walks on the beach, laying in a hammock, or finding that quiet and private place for fun that only the rosy colors of the evening sky can provide.

You will see couples entering the night dressed up for their meal reservations. At Hedonism II, you are encouraged to bring a date. Yes, during the day, ask people to join you for dinner. They have two very good Italian and Japanese restaurants. Its always fun to eat at the buffet. The food is excellent, and the choices are many. This also give you a change to be a social butterfly, and talk to all your new friends.

People also take this time for a nap, or remember their name. The second party is just beginning.

After dinner, the bars fill up, the dresses are slimmed down (and up). After a day of drinking naked or almost naked with your party buddies, there is not a lot that they haven't already seen! That makes  evening attire a classy and risque event.

Be prepared for hugs, smiles and pats on the back. Be prepared for comments like, "So this is what you look like with cloths on!" or, "Oh, I have your bikini top." and, "I can't believe you did that! Can you show me how?"

On the top, of one of the buildings, is the famous piano bar. You can sing along to a list of songs, or just listen and enjoy. Hedonism II provides great shows every night: dance, steel drum, and live bands. I am often surprised how few people listen at times. These shows would go for a lot of money back home.

Next stop, the disco! Hedonism has different theme nights. Pirates, fetish, and my favorite, toga night. Not everybody dresses up (except for pajama and toga night are mandatory to enter the disco). You would think Hollywood designers invaded the place. The grandeur and the pageantry!

You're dancing in the disco, and what do you see? Naked bodies flying through a very large clear slide tube, right above the dance floor. That's right, Hedo II has a water slide on top of the disco, going through the disco, winding around to the pool for a splash down with all your new friends. On very hot days (daytime), they do a nude takeover of the prude site. They round up all the naked people, and have them one at a time fill up the prude pool by going down the slide.

This night at the disco we saw a line of naked people waiting to go up, then down the slide. Some people just took of their disco cloths, jumped screaming down the slide, talked and chatted while they dried off; then put on their disco attire, and back to the dance floor.

The evening ends in different ways for all the different people. Laying in a hammock with your love, listening to the ocean; chating with your new friends in a hottub; or trying to decide which suite after party to go to! No night is complete without a tour of the optional or nude pool. If you have the energy to take off your cloths, you have to wonder by. (What happens there at night, I'll leave to your imagination.)

There is a place at Hedonism II for everyone, for every mood, for every time of the day. The only sad part was one morning we woke up to see the dreaded white paper under our door. It was from the reception desk telling us our flight home was tomorrow. We completely and totally forgot we were leaving! This news came as a shock, brought us sadness. But we quickly got our smile back, when we realized, we could come back. After throwing our clothes in our suitcases we went off on our last night of adventure in a tropical paradise!